*shameface*
In order to maintain a healthy level of insanity...
1) ...at lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) ...page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) ...everytime someone asks you to do something, as if they want fries with that.
4) ...when caught
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